Today, we will discuss the wonderful world of pilates.
Mag and I have been taking pilates classes on and off for the past six weeks to get our tummys in shape for winter. Yes...winter. Most of you are probably asking yourselves right now...why winter and not spring? Isn't spring the time when everyone tries to get their bodies in shape for summer bikini season? The answer would be yes for most normal human beings but Mag and I are different.
We are working our core muscles now in preparation for holiday feasting! YES! Holiday feasting! And what better time to gorge oneself than during the holiday season. Bring it on baby!
We first jump on the sugar train with Halloween. Mag and I bought a big bag of chocolates two weeks ago telling ourselves that we were preparing early for the kids who come trick or treating. Of course, we have since picked out all the best mini bars for ourselves (Mag loves Almond Joys and I love KitKats) and have been eating and hording them like little chipmunks.
After Halloween, we proceed immediately to our joint birthday party on Nov. 4 & 5 where I see lots of grilled meat, cake and alchohol which we all know does wonders for the waistline.
Then comes the biggest feast day of all - Thanksgiving. We currently do not have any plans to spend this joyous holiday with any family or friends so that just means we have to finish the 15 lbs turkey that will be in the oven all by ourselves. For those that know our social circle, you are screaming to yourselves at this point, why isn't Emil helping to eat all this food!?! FYI...Emil doesn't eat meat after 5pm. He's on this new Taiwanese meat deprevation diet. I hear it does wonders for one's complexion.
And the final two, yes you guessed it, Christmas and New Year's. More food. More booze. More of everything! The only thing there won't be more of is waistline!
Our muscles are tight and they will only get tighter. Our metabolism are high and they are only getting higher. Sounds like a Door's song...Girl, we couldn't get much higher! Click here for lyrics...
By the way, this is how we look now and this is how we plan to stay!
1 comment:
Yes, we all know that Will is different from normal human beings! But I don't think you should include Mag in that statement. Mag, wouldn't you agree? ;-)
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